Hello. We make weird little merch.
Pearls & Roses Merch is a very small label from Tallinn, Estonia, for people who have read too many comment sections and somehow came out funnier. We turn the internet’s strangest moods — invisible mopeds, cats who refuse to participate, a single brain cell in a bedsheet — into original tees, hoodies and mugs.
How it works
- Drops, not forever-stock. Each design launches in a dated drop. When it’s gone, it’s gone (or at least it goes to live on a farm).
- Printed on demand in the EU. Nothing is made until you order it, so no warehouse full of unloved shirts.
- Free EU shipping. The price you see is the price you pay. VAT not applicable.
- 100% original. No memes stolen, no logos borrowed. Just our own nonsense, drawn fresh.
Questions, compliments or a misprinted shirt? Email hello@pearlsroses.com.