Drop 01 · Halloween · ends 31 Oct
My last brain cell is in costume.
One tiny brain cell, one bedsheet, zero plans. Orange or Black, S–3XL, €29 with free EU shipping. Order by ~20 Oct for delivery before Halloween.
🚚 Free EU shipping
🖨️ Printed on demand in the EU
↩️ 14-day returns where applicable
Drop 02 · The Club Collection
Clubs you never applied to
Four new societies, each with its own deadpan motto. Tees, hoodies, mugs and totes.
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Retread Rex Running Club T-Shirt – Running on zero tread.
Price range: 29,00 € through 35,00 € Select options This product has multiple variants. The options may be chosen on the product page -
Big Cheese Board Meeting T-Shirt – Executive members only.
Price range: 29,00 € through 35,00 € Select options This product has multiple variants. The options may be chosen on the product page -
Canopy Committee T-Shirt – Meetings held in trees.
Price range: 29,00 € through 35,00 € Select options This product has multiple variants. The options may be chosen on the product page -
Beetle in Management T-Shirt – Reports directly to the leaf.
Price range: 29,00 € through 35,00 € Select options This product has multiple variants. The options may be chosen on the product page
Fresh from the weird lab
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Express Snail Courier T-Shirt – Same-day delivery. Different day.
Price range: 29,00 € through 35,00 € Select options This product has multiple variants. The options may be chosen on the product page -
Breakfast Defense League T-Shirt – Spiky before coffee.
Price range: 29,00 € through 35,00 € Select options This product has multiple variants. The options may be chosen on the product page -
Express Snail Courier Tote Bag – Same-day delivery. Different day.
29,00 € Add to cart -
Express Snail Courier Mug – Same-day delivery. Different day.
22,00 € Add to cart -
Express Snail Courier Hoodie – Same-day delivery. Different day.
Price range: 49,00 € through 57,00 € Select options This product has multiple variants. The options may be chosen on the product page -
Breakfast Defense League Tote Bag – Spiky before coffee.
29,00 € Add to cart -
Breakfast Defense League Mug – Spiky before coffee.
22,00 € Add to cart -
Breakfast Defense League Hoodie – Spiky before coffee.
Price range: 49,00 € through 57,00 € Select options This product has multiple variants. The options may be chosen on the product page
What is this place?
A tiny Tallinn-based merch label making tees, hoodies and mugs for the chronically online. Every design is original, every item is printed only when you order it (less waste, more nonsense), and prices are final — no surprise fees at checkout. VAT not applicable.